Welcome to this weeks meeting of Angry Bakers Annonymous, or ABA.
*seats scrapping and general shuffling*
Do we have any new memebers today?
Hi, my name is Monica, and I'm an angry baker.
This is my first meeting and I'm a little nervous. I guess I've always baked when I'm angry. Something upsets me and I run straight to the kitchen and my oven. It started small. Just cookies and pastries. But soon I started getting into the harder stuff.
*sobbing no longer remotely muffled*
Soon I didn't even have to be angry. I would find little ways to be annoyed so I could bake. *sniffle*
Now my house is full of delicious baked goods and....and.... I'm going on a..a... diet!
*wailing from the back row*
But it's ok now. I got up the strength to come here. The first step is admitting you have a problem.